Friday, September 26, 2014
HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake
Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)
Wednesday, September 10, 2014

IF YOU’RE COOL WITH GETTING A KINDA AWKWARD ASK RIGHT THIS SECOND AND PLAN ON ANSWERING IT IN ALL HONESTY REBLOG THIS PLEASE.

(Source: lobosdelosmuertos)

Monday, August 18, 2014 Tuesday, August 12, 2014

daftpunk-delorean:

wintry-mix:

discopunkk:

OMGs. If the 50 Shades of Grey movie looked like this I’d be in line right now waiting till February!

I’m not even in this fandom and I nearly blew a fucking gasket watching this. If Sebstan is strange compelling to you and if D/s is your jam, just click play.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

*THROWS ALL MY MONEY AT THE GODS TO MAKE THIS A REAL THING*

*FAPS FURIOUSLY IN THE MEANTIME*

Sometimes fanvids are just…unfairly well done, because they are teasers for things that don’t exist, and that is a true tragedy.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Kaner/girl!Tazer comment fic (for puckling)

Many moons ago on LJ I accidentally wrote a Kaner/alwaysagirl!Tazer comment fic about Tazer being shocked that Kaner’s really good in bed. But in a world with female players in the NHL there would be a much stronger infrastructure for female players at lower levels, so he would’ve grown up playing and presumably sleeping with a bunch of badass female players who wouldn’t have taken much shit and would’ve schooled him properly long before he made it to Chicago.

That’s since been locked by the LJ’s owner, and I saw puckling had referenced it and realized I should do something about that, so here it is. Unbetaed, uneverythinged. Technically in the same universe as a WIP that may or may not ever get finished.

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Monday, July 28, 2014

turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

I can’t decide: Natalie Dormer as Q and Lucy Liu as 007, or Natalie Dormer as 007 and Lucy Liu as Q?

Tuesday, July 15, 2014
harriet-spy:

davenportfan:

"Captain Norrington’s promotional ceremony. ‘Commodore.’ As he’s about to become."
- Governor Weatherby Swann 

Commodore Woobiton!

harriet-spy:

davenportfan:

"Captain Norrington’s promotional ceremony. ‘Commodore.’ As he’s about to become."

- Governor Weatherby Swann

Commodore Woobiton!

(Source: norrington-addict)

Thursday, June 26, 2014
maybetwice:

verothexeno:

Le Dragon Noir by YoukaiYume

I WOULD HANG THIS ON MY WALL

maybetwice:

verothexeno:

Le Dragon Noir by YoukaiYume

I WOULD HANG THIS ON MY WALL

Monday, June 23, 2014

puckling:

fuckeveryonebuymeavw:

epicallyfunny:

Grab a tea infuser from this list at atmost20.com/TeaInfusers

I love these

withitoruponit 

And my roommate has the rubber ducky one and the one time I tried it it tipped over and then spilled out all the tea. So. 

They are all very cute, but they’re also all tiny. For a lot of herbals it matters less, but they don’t leave most actual tea leaves enough room to unfurl and steep properly. I wish they were as functional as steeper baskets.